March 2012
katara:
only white people would hit on a school shooter
me: *makes text post*
text post: *gets 3 notes*
i tried by akon begins to play in the background
Watchtr0n-kitten:
jesus, i cant breathe
flint-eastwood:
Females always setting up obvious Thirst Traps
and you niggas fall right into them
February 2012
Girlfriend: Honey.. I've done something horrible. I am so sorry
Me: Hey what is it!??
Girlfriend: Please forgive me...
Girlfriend: I fucked Lil B.
Me: I know it's cool he tweeted it and I retweeted so he followed me, thanks!!!
edwad:
hey guys tumblr staff wants to give me like 30 ipads
Why is it that as soon as i get a follower i lose 2
imawhorecrux:
in a surprising turn of events, maury is actually the father
Fuuuuucccckk
1 tag
annefranksgasmask:
no one cares about green eyes good thing im black and have brown eyes
youaremynirvana:
New drug for depressed lesbians called Trydixagen
oafmeal:
You can call me Ms. New Booty.
catholicnun:
reblog if your url is what describes you
cripplechoir:
im just trying to grab your attention
and by attention i mean your butt
