boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up
girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.
The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.
this always gives me chills
im dancing to commence the blazing of the weed
Read this way out of context.
I hope that shit never happen to me that’s why my girl not allowed to listen to music
the game is evolving too quickly
First metalbender: woman.
First metalbending Avatar: woman.
Youngest airbending master: woman.
First Avatar of the Spirit Age: woman.
this is still SO FUNNY
*meets cute girl at party*
*we hit it off*
*she grabs my hand and leads me to a bedroom*
*we sit on the bed*
*I run my fingers through her hair and pull her closer to me*
*I then whisper in her ear “should i draft a tailback in the first round of my fantasy draft or a QB?”*